I am Legend

[Cbriddle]

What a complete and utter disappointment these last few months have been movie wise. Every movie that has come out lately has been only worthy of renting it on NetFlix just so we have something to fill the void of our empty pathetic lives. Thank goodness for Dumb and Dumber that seems to be on everyday on some channel. Nobody forgets the Turbolax scene and the sound that came with it. I digress - so sorry. Back to Will Smith. There is hope on the way. Will Smith is back as the only surviving human on Earth.

I am Legend starts this week. I know I'll have tickets. In fact I have been working on my technique of eating popcorn and drinking my soda without ever looking at the bucket or cup. I don't want to miss a thing. One time I saw a guy at the movies that was so fat that he used his gut as a tray table for his nachos. I understand now that he was just in training for the "glutton at the movies" olympics. God Bless him. May he and his oversize colon rest in peace. Sorry I did it again. I keep rambling. Must be too much coffee or was it the 6 red bulls I had with lunch. Who knows? Anyway..............Will is back and this time he's not chasing aliens or boxing, killing robots or dragging his son to a homeless shelter while doing the rubics cube. No - This time a plague or a mega bomb has destroyed everyone but him and his dog. There are of course nasty creatures that roam around at night that seek to kill or eat Will. Why can't they leave him alone? He just wants to drive his car fast and hit golf balls off the wing of a fighter plane. They scare him so much that the poor fella sleeps in his tub. I remember a time when I slept in my tub but that was only because of a bad meal at Burger King. I didn't want to stray too far from my friend Mr. Toilet and if I had a "little" acci-DENT then at least I was near clean water and soap. Once again I stepped off the Will Smith subject. Ok so he's back and we all expect great things from him.

How could Will Smith ever do a bad movie - Well there was the Wild Wild West but that was only stupid because of that rediculous spider thing. Lets' face it - The guy exudes "Coolness" He is the black Fonzie. I bet he could walk up to a juke box and with a simple little rap from his fist, it would start playing music without him ever putting in a nickle. Watch out though because he is married to Jada Pinkett and she kicked some real tail in the Matrix movies. Damn - he even has a cool wife. Ok so lets all go see I am Legend and please send me your reviews. I want to see what you think of my friend and personal pen pal Will Smith. Parents just don't understand.

[Dani]

And Janet Jackson is my girlfriend!!

[Cbriddle]

Will Smith IS my brother!!

[Kai - Jarel]

Dang, this is a great blog, I can try to top it but its going to be hard cause will is my favorite actor, plus he really looks like my brother.